Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.

Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...

by Bayesoir August 27, 2020

Thickmerican

anyone that is over 200Kg of Weight

damm that person is a Thickmerican

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Thick Set

Impressively large balls or tits.

Sarah: “I don’t know dude. Your pecker seems overwhelmed by my jugs.”

Ian: “Not so fast. My thick set knocking on your back door will settle the score.”

by Foot’s Aflame October 25, 2020

Thickery

When someone says something that doesn't make sense, or just is completely irrelevant to the conversation

I can't be doing with that kind of thickery!

by Leeleetee November 7, 2020

Thicke’

Extremely nice shaped female with good weight on her.

Omg, she is super thicke’!

by MiracleBanks November 10, 2020

THDICC

A thicc dick. Usually wielded by Black people, but also rarely possessed by White people but not Asians(smoll pp's). This word is usually used by women but sometimes men or "the boys". Gay people also say this word all the time @Andrew (piece of shit).

Pronunciation : TEE-HID-EEK

Claire: Hey Marquis! I'm horny as fuck.

Marquis: *sends dick pic*

Claire: Damn. That's a THDICC.

by marext November 10, 2020