e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"
by squipple November 10, 2002
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Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park
Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .
by Nvrmind January 24, 2010
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Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped
That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!
by Heather The Great April 02, 2005
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tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
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crack-tarded

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!
by baby's mama July 20, 2011
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AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.
"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"
by gdub205 December 18, 2007
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po tard

a derognative term for the police.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009
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