A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
by squipple November 10, 2002
A person who listens to Linkin Park
Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?
Person 2: Yeahh!
Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .
Person 2: Yeahh!
Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .
by Nvrmind January 24, 2010
by Heather The Great April 02, 2005
literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.
by mofonutz August 26, 2006
A "Bubba Tard" is defined by an uneducated idiot that usually resides in small towns throughout America.
They can be easily identified by there apparent fear of Obama and a certainty of government conspiracies. They also have a strong odor of ass and armpit, and have invested a life savings in tattoos.
They are prominently Caucasian, but this isn't a limiting factor. Their likes are, raised trucks, T top camaros, pit bulls, and Duck Dynasty.
The Bubba Tard is usually harmless, but there has been events of senseless violence recorded, such events are usually limited to domestic issues. (wife beating)
The Bubba Tard also has a compulsive fascination with guns, usually assault weapons of some sort which He/She uses to kill innocent animals for sport.
The Bubba Tard condition can usually be cured by an education at an accredited institution, this does not include trade schools of any kind. It is important to remember that not all Bubba Tards can be cured, some are just terminally stupid.
They can be easily identified by there apparent fear of Obama and a certainty of government conspiracies. They also have a strong odor of ass and armpit, and have invested a life savings in tattoos.
They are prominently Caucasian, but this isn't a limiting factor. Their likes are, raised trucks, T top camaros, pit bulls, and Duck Dynasty.
The Bubba Tard is usually harmless, but there has been events of senseless violence recorded, such events are usually limited to domestic issues. (wife beating)
The Bubba Tard also has a compulsive fascination with guns, usually assault weapons of some sort which He/She uses to kill innocent animals for sport.
The Bubba Tard condition can usually be cured by an education at an accredited institution, this does not include trade schools of any kind. It is important to remember that not all Bubba Tards can be cured, some are just terminally stupid.
Man in Walmart, "Did you know congress is trying to take away all your rights!"
Other Man in Walmart, "You Sir are a F**KEN Bubba Tard, now get away from me, YOU STINK AND I'M GOING TO PUKE"
Other Man in Walmart, "You Sir are a F**KEN Bubba Tard, now get away from me, YOU STINK AND I'M GOING TO PUKE"
by pescadore December 30, 2013
Someone who:
a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them
For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.
a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them
For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.
"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"
by gdub205 December 18, 2007