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e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"
by squipple November 9, 2002
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Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park
Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .
by Nvrmind January 23, 2010
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Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped
That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
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tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
mugGet the tard machinemug.

E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
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po tard

a derognative term for the police.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.
"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"
by gdub205 January 7, 2008
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