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Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.
Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler
by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
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Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out
After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!
by SausageMoose January 9, 2022
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Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”
Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*
by theherd January 28, 2025
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Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints
“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”
by NRShits September 12, 2020
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tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
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holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.
We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011
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