Suicide sext

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it

My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.

"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."

by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015

Red Suicide

Red Suicide is a heavy metal band from Texas. They started in highschool, in the year of 2014, and have been together since.

Dude, did you go to the Red Suicide concert last night? It was rad.

by abexii May 8, 2019

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022