A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023
Get the Stonermug. the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway
by vejtics August 25, 2022
Get the stoner doommug. Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015
Get the stonermug. Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
Get the stoner peevemug. Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
Get the Stoner Dogmug. 
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
Get the Stoners excusemug.