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ness spit

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her
by Pootiesous January 14, 2018
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The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'
by shannymcfee May 30, 2015
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spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.
as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride
by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016
mugGet the spit ridemug.

Spit on

In baseball, when a pitcher tries to make a batter swing at a pitch that would otherwise be a ball. To spit on a pitch, is to not bite on a pitch. Example being a batter noticing the pitch and not swinging at it, even if the pitch looks like it could be a strike at first.
He absolutely spit on that slider.
by TheFightingProctor May 21, 2021
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residu-spit

Leftover saliva or spit on the edge of a glass can or cup generally filled unmentionables.
Holy shit dude ! I just opened this drink! you took a sip and left residu-spit on the can!
by Datsron December 22, 2021
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shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time
Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!
by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016
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