Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!

"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"

by caaaaaa May 16, 2006

Rotten Sock

The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.

- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"

by Michael McAllister May 18, 2007

rocks in socks

Used to describe saggy breasts.

It looks like she has two rocks in socks.

by tm5375 July 30, 2007

sock tattoo

The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.

when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.

by mronion October 8, 2009

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 1, 2003

Folding socks

Woman code for being really horny.

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.

by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012

socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017