schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.

Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006

Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.

What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?

by Pinkruler August 6, 2012

OSX-shopping

When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC you (most likely) are window-shopping.

Are you going to buy anything?

No I'm just OSX-shopping.

by MoFo2 April 2, 2007

FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.

"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

shipping

The practice of transporting freight by sea.

Some people seem to think this term has to do with fictional characters and their love lives. Grow up!

My wealthy grandfather was a magnate in the Greek shipping industry.

by no one with another email address March 20, 2017