Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".

Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best

Sheets by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019

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Shmee

Shmee is a response to a question that would be very anonymous and ambiguous.
A certain type of sex slave.

Chad: "Hey Brad what did you do yesterday?"
...
Brad: "Shmee..."

Karen: "Ima make you my shmee..."
Brad: "Lmao shoot ur shot."

Shmee by Shmee911 October 22, 2019

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Shmeeg

A shmeeg is short for Smeagol (Gollum) off the widely known Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit sequels. Verb: When calling someone a shmeeg it refers to them behaving in a freakish way. Noun: A shmeeg is someone who looks odd, eachother with physical abnormalities.

Verb: Hey Toby did you see Harry last night he was being a right shmeeg.
Noun: Fuck me, look at that shmeeg over there.

Shmeeg by kingshmeeg November 6, 2019

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Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

Shmeegull shmarnumb by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019