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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
mugGet the Condom Shamemug.

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.
My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"
by Aikidokaratefan December 3, 2020
mugGet the Purchase shamingmug.

game shaming

when you bully someone for wat video games they play. usually directed to people who play knockoff games like 1v1.lol or stumble guys
someone: yo i play stumble guys because its cool
someone 2: stfu nigger nobody likes you
someone: im not even black :( stop game shaming
mugGet the game shamingmug.

Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.
I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.
by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016
mugGet the Block of Shamemug.

Sweat shame

Sweat shame. The act of sharply criticizing someone who is responding in a healthy but profuse manner as a result of exercising.
Don’t sweat shame me bro, I’m just trying to lose weight, bulk up and live longer.
by Go with the bro March 20, 2021
mugGet the Sweat shamemug.

Walk of Shame

After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.
by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024
mugGet the Walk of Shamemug.

beta-shame

Shame someone for being a wimp, less of a man than expected or desired.
He was beta-shamed into shoveling that snow.

Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
by SomewhereElse December 23, 2016
mugGet the beta-shamemug.

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