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Semen Demon

Stop Sleeping with Laka or I'm going to become a Semen Demon!
by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021
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Semen

Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.
Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
by Brammy September 16, 2005
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Anti-semitism

1) The act of persecuting, bullying, discriminating, and/or committing crimes against or upon another individual(s) or group of persons based on, because of, or due to their moral or Christian or Jewish beliefs, or/and disability, or due to their religious appearance or speech (Nun, Sister, Priest, etc); 2) for a, or because of, difference(s) of (a) moral religion or beliefs, righteous lifestyle, or because the victim worships or serving the only Living GOD of Israel; 3) The act of doing crimes or persecuting the moral without a justifiable cause; 4) judicial discrimination against an employee, defendant, or plaintiff because of moral beliefs or faith, moral act, or moral stance/stand; 5) The act of committing a crime(s) to acquire the land, property (ies), business, home, or possession(s) of a Christian, Jew, disabled, or aged person; 6) the hatred of righteousness, goodness, wisdom, and/or morality; 7) Is the BASIS of terrorism see: the UN International definition of Terrorism, and USA Federal law The Patriot Act; 8) An action or act that causes a Christian or Jew displacement (Federal law); 9) To force a person's will or immorality upon upon a person of moral beliefs or faith because of hate for their religious differences or beliefs; 10) To fulfill, make, and/or act upon threats made to another based on the victim's Christian or Jewish faith, religion, or beliefs (Biblical, Christian, Torah).
"It is anti-semitism to persecute a Christian or Jew, simply because you are a Pagan".; " I am going to change your (their) life !'; " I have anti-semitism against you for your moral beliefs and stand !"; "We are going to human traffic them, because they are a Jew and we are not !"; "The political Party committed anti-semitism today....".
by The 'Beaver' April 8, 2019
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Sement

Dried up cum or semen on ones body part.
"Dude, How was that chick last night?
"Dude she semented my face!!"
by Pooey_1980 September 7, 2009
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semper I

semper I A play on the Marine Corps Semper Fidelis. Noun
Semper I, used to indicate selfishness, self-centered tendencies, a selfish indivudual or group; Adjective semper I, used to describe a person's actions as rugged individualist who disregards other opinions, property and ideas
As a Noun:
Semper I is his name. He was the semper I who walked all over her in the office to get the job

As an Adjective:
His was a semper I position, and he could not prevail.
As a semper I he volunteered simply for the glory
by Lloyd Winburn March 10, 2007
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Semen Roulette

Rules Of Semen Roulette:
The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.

The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train

there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers

life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep

playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.

*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of

that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is

determined.
Hey Man that game last weekend of semen roulette was insane! I hope i lost!
by SoulSombra February 5, 2014
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semtex

Definition:
A bitch that sticks to you and never leaves you alone.
Example:
This girl is a straight semtex she text me everyday!
by Hebbs and Pflanz August 11, 2010
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