Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.

When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Secret Santa

Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.

Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.

by littlebigx July 20, 2019

Secret Nanner Society

The SNS is a society dedicated to its secrecy and harmless shenanigans done at the workplace through the medium of nannering.

The Secret Nanner Society orchestrated the largest operation of nannering I’ve ever seen.

by MusaSNS December 6, 2023

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself

my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn

by forble June 9, 2025

Dominos secret curry

Referring to the secret sauce put on a dominos pizza that gives consumers the urge to have sexual intercourse with females of Indian decent.

Yo, that dominos secret curry hit different last night! I was so deep inside shivani.

by Onlyspeakfacts01 October 18, 2022

Secret

You want to know MY secret?

Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025