Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

by Spicybite December 3, 2017

Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea

I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her

by Beeno55 March 11, 2019

Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.

My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.

by frellepolo October 9, 2019

Hop on rivals

Slang for complete suffering and consumption of glue. It is often used by people who mash their faces on their controller and win anyway

“Hey wanna hop on rivals?”

“Sure bro just let me unplug my lan”

by Resolve! March 18, 2021

Crixp’s Voice Reveal

Something that will never happen

i will Crixp’s voice reveal give the cookies to you

by Crixp October 17, 2021

Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr

Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr is an amazing and funny guy who knows how to make people smile. He’s super tall and really athletic. He’s so good at basketball and he always makes every girl he sees gawk and fall for him. Kenneth is the type of guy you want to come to your party to make you feel safe and content. Kenneth is the type of guy who can be vulnerable if he trusts you. Kenneth is a great person, and you would be happy to know him!

Girl: omg have you seen Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr today?
Girl 2: omg yes, Kenny looked so cute today while he was playing basketball

by RozuRoxUrWrld May 5, 2023

72 virgins and a river of wine

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.

Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023