sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.
Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
by c-dog February 22, 2004
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Sister: How come William and Kate don't have an acronym like other celebrity couples?
Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.
Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.
by Barney Who-Ah November 20, 2010
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The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
by JohnDeer June 17, 2007
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Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
by Captain Puddie Toe April 3, 2011
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by Lloyd December 28, 2004
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