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Post frag t-bag 

The 'post frag t-bag' is a variation on the physically expressed gaming insult known as t-bagging. The phrase refers to performing the t-bag action on a recently killed enemy or group of enemies that was specifically defeated by the use of fragmentation grenade. Due to the large splash damage of fragmentation grenades, it is not uncommon for multiple targets to be killed, and therefor multiple players being 'post frag t-bagged'
player 1 - im on a killstreak, watch my back
player 2 - No can do, i just pwnd some noobs and im going in for the post frag t-bag
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Post-nap grog 

Sometimes in life, nighttime just didn't provide you with the correct amount of sleep you deserved.

When this occurs its perfectly acceptable to go for a nap when your energy runs out, to keep you fresh for the rest of the day.

The key with napping is to not make it too long, once you reach the fresh/grog boundary it can all go wrong, leaving you with a post-nap groggy feeling leaving you feeling a horrible mixture of hungover and mental slowness which is hard to shift.
Eddie had had a late night and an early morning start, leaving him to contemplate a quick nap at 3pm, however when he awoke at 5pm he had sleep hair, a fuzzy feeling on his tongue and a general feeling of post-nap grog.
Post-nap grog by haveabanana8 November 14, 2011

post pseudo 

adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.

-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.

-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.

-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.

-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.

-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.

-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo] straight.

art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.

'' -> post pseudo kawaii.

hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.

african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
post pseudo by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012

Post Shartum Depression 

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.
John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

Post Traumatic Sale Disorder 

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."

Post Ingestion Depression 

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.
Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

post-roast 

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?