square ass nigga

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic

Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'

My roommates cool, but hes a square ass nigga, i can't even smoke around him

by baebby July 8, 2017

square root of 69

Mouthwash

Square root of 69

In your mouth

by qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgg July 30, 2016

WC Squared (wc2)

World Class Wonder Cunt

Here comes the WC's new boss ..the WC
Squared ..twice as ineffective,but twice as powerful

by frog 514 November 25, 2002

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 9, 2017