The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
by phish phood December 28, 2010
Get the shelf shufflemug. by KappaKappaNigga October 5, 2017
Get the Group Shufflemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
Get the fern shufflemug. by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019
Get the Wet Shufflemug. by LePatsch June 5, 2020
Get the Krammer Shufflemug. | ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |
A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
Get the Bailey Shufflemug.