dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

by David Mann June 7, 2024

Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

Rim pole

Another way to say fist (typically used in an inappropriate context).

Yeah dude, I totally stuck my rim pole up her ass.

by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

Poles

The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks

Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy

by Poleslove😽😻😍🥰😘 April 15, 2021

Pole

Something that you fly off if you are an athlete.

The athlete jumped over a 2.5m pole and did triple front flip.

by No Username Ideas Anymore February 20, 2022

Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.

Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006