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pole hop

Term used when wife asks for a swingers trip, but she is only wanting a pole hop.
Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
by Squeezy B.T. February 5, 2017
mugGet the pole hopmug.

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
mugGet the butt polemug.

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
mugGet the light polemug.

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
mugGet the Parker Polesmug.

pole fly

look at that pole fly, no tips, broke chick.
by alwaysad247 December 9, 2016
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hippie pole

A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals
Did you see the hippie pole in Kay Porter Park? Heavy vibes man

TUESDAY NIGHT HIPPIE POLE
by Sneebles June 20, 2023
mugGet the hippie polemug.

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
mugGet the butt polemug.

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