When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 16, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>Mathematical Navy Blue Block & Bronx Care Navy Blue Chairs WIth Stickers Attached To Them That Says "'Elide'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mathematical Navy Blue Block & Bronx Care Navy Blue Chairs WIth Stickers Attached To Them That Says "'Elide'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
A chair used to accommodate or position a person—typically in voyeuristic or fetish scenarios ("Aka the act of cucking")—in a way that allows them to observe intimate acts involving their partner and another individual.
"Why do hotels rooms always come with that weird chair that by itself and facing the bed?"
Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
by Crazyace203 May 28, 2025
When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025
Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
Bro did u fast chair that chick
by DenewProfit February 16, 2018