A man that does not wear a shirt. When ordering food from a local restaurant they will order a meal that is capable of feeding no less than 50 people, paid in full by another person who will never taste this epic meal. The meal will only be eaten in locations deemed manly enough for consumption. Areas may include municipal gazebos or the top or oil tanks.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
1.) A Real Man: “Real Men Don’t wear shits anyway!”
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
by Chicken Oil Fence December 12, 2018
i'm emo....and i don't cut, i don't cry over everything, emo boys r not gay, and don't wear girl pants. see there used to be the truth about emo but then all u haters started hearing weird crap.i don't like to listen to sad depressing music all the time and infact i like lots of happy music...but u wouldn't know that...cuz you think we are just fags with bad taste. well sry u guys...but we are just more popular nerds...not people who are trying to destroy the world. (thats how u emo haters make it sound like...like we're making you die or something) and i just can't get why all u haters take ur time to talk shit about us....wat did we do to you? i say just get over...pick on some other label for a change. and yea..i'm taking my time to do this just cuz maybe i can change ur mind. cuz i'm sick of it.
emo hater : emo ppl are depressed.
real emo kid : ur the raeson i'm depressed...look in the mirror fag.
real emo kid : ur the raeson i'm depressed...look in the mirror fag.
by the better rachel April 08, 2006
a: Bruh, I looked it up. It's the real deal.
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man
by sketchmaster2000 November 10, 2017
Black skinned man who stands up for every thing black, the man who puts out his Newport angrily because the long end of the line at the social services is at a standstill, then he lights up a Newport again and then talks. Dis bull shyt yaaw I'm finna buss a cap. I'm a real nigga and I ain't finna b disc repected. Scraight?
by Fuckmyself69! April 08, 2017
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by Jennifer June 09, 2004
= Worst club in the world. All fans of this half club are gays, without any football understanding. All players, who have ever played in this club are the best actors, who deserve an oscar more than Leonardo Di Caprio. Madrid is also the worst city in the whole Spain, where only homeless people eat trash and support Cristina Penaldu.
by Best analytic May 19, 2022