Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021

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Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 20, 2018

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Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 09, 2022

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Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

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the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm

*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE

by americousin November 29, 2023

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