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office orrifice

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office
Office orrifice is used in referral to every office having a guy who missed his true calling.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Octennial Officer

These are officers above humans. They not only have eight hands through which they juggle their professional and personal life but they also have a huge heart and are gods above humans. They take care and nurture the needy with their lives. Rumors state that they are currently living among us, however, no one has ever acknowledged them for what they have done. They are very good at hiding under the blanket when depressed. They have great bone density which also makes them dangerous.
human: hello, are you an Octennial Officer?
octennial officer: go away, I am sleeping
by baba the child August 6, 2023
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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!
We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!
by Preggo Chick September 11, 2011
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go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.
I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!
by Homer Formby May 18, 2019
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Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts
I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY
by will_the_wise.011 May 13, 2021
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Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.
by Toblox gay November 21, 2021
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