Urban Dictionary Voting

Urban Dictionary Voting is a feature on the site "urbandictionary.com" that uses the public to vote for words made by other people to be added to the website or not. When people go on to the voting feature, they will find that almost every single word is just a fucking name for either: someone a person is in love with, someone a person hates, someone a person is joking around with, or themselves. For example, if someone were to write a word for themselves, they's write "Oscar has the biggest dick ever" or something. It is very annoying, and if you are someone that does this, the community of urbandictionary.com would like you to just end your life.

Person A: "Ay, just wrote a definition on urban dictionary!"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "'Person A has the biggest dick ever and is in love with the best girl on earth, Person C!"
Person B: "Why would the people on the urban dictionary voting vote for that?"
Person A: "Because it's true."
Person B: "End your life."

by nigerfagot March 24, 2017

Dictionary

A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.

Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight

by yesa' massa November 18, 2006

turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

by Pollup January 4, 2008

Urban Dictionary Addiction

When someone is addicted to adding words/definitions to Urban Dictionary. A site where you can create you're own definition for things.

I've got urban dictionary addiction, gotta add some more words!

by Midna! July 20, 2009

urban dictionary

the only real dictionary, as words are technichaly defined by common usage (and spelling). Also an outlit for rascism and a reason to use sexual references.
Oddly enough, undefined to a degree, because no-one seems to know wether to only define urban slang, or to "define your world" as it suggests.

G:Dude, what the hell? this definition defines itself such that its obviously not urban slang.
B: don't make me burninate you with this flamethrower.

by Ron Burgandy May 13, 2005

slang dictionary

Awsome idea that is slowly being overwhelmed by morons who insist on making up complete bullshit words about sex, their boy/girl friend, and every low IQ insight that pops into their minds. Hopefully the book version will weed out all the bullshit.

Dan: Hey I just took a big fucking dump!!
John: Really. Hmmmm. Hey that could be a word!
Dan: Huh?
John: How about.....you just took a Bif-dump!
Dan: Dude, submit it to a slang dictionary like www.Urbandictionary.com
John: Yeah. Ok. I'll do it.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

dictionary

The standard dictionary is a great way to get everyone to think and act the same way. It defines terms the way the writers like Webster want people to accept the words. Once the words are locked in as meaningful, the next step is the encyclopedia. This is all condoned by the Church, State, Military, Industrial, Education, Crime, Pseudo-Crime fighting masses to control everyone for the writer's own advantage and stop change. If anyone has a different definition of a word, one of the above mentioned group members says, "that is not the meaning of the word." So we all end up thinking and acting the same way, killing each other and burning up the world. Words are much more tricky than people think. Most people think "Peace" is the opposit of "War," because that is what the "dictionary," says; but nothing has lead to "War," more than "Peace." Either way one looses, when one follows the standard dictionary, encyclopedia, church. state, military, industrial, crime, pseudo crime fighting worded way. In the beginning was not "The Word," it was, "What was." Words are hints to get us where we need to go. If one accepts them totally as given by the standard dictionary, one is a word fundamentalist, which leads to other fundamentalist wars such as we now have.

"Eddie looked it up in the dictionary, that prooves he's right." Despite the fact that none of these words have any absolute meaning.

by fred ressler September 22, 2008