Muddy Boots

What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.

Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.

by Dr Terry Terry May 26, 2008

Muddy

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by Fuckddde March 4, 2019

mudda trug

mother fuck

dude yous a mudda trug

by Harter April 12, 2003

muddify

To make things or issues less clear. To clud the issue. To cause or make understanding difficult.

Ex 1: The Senator's explanation served to only muddify things. Ex 2: Her odd view of the relationship cause a severe muddification of Carl's brain.

by Michael McKee November 26, 2003

muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass

faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass

by MINGER May 13, 2005

muddrop

A toned down and generally pussified version of a mudlide (see definition 13). Also known as a failed mudslide.

Man, I was trying to mudslide this chick but all she got was a muddrop. She barely had to wipe her face afterwards, I'm such a failure.

by MudAfficionado July 20, 2008

muddybutt

when there's mud on a butt

jimmy fell in the mud and got a muddybutt.

by george walls August 24, 2007