MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
by The Real Mike Jason May 02, 2019
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Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him
"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"
by kornguy109 November 04, 2020
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Mike Gauthier

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.
Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?
by haiicharlez February 21, 2009
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Mike Bobagaurd

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
by Susan Bobagaurd August 26, 2022
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Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up
by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022
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Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!
When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!
by Scum Lord Brayden January 13, 2017
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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 02, 2020
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