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Whore math

When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010
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Trongian Math

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.
In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2
by TringTrang March 16, 2017
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Duck Math

A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.
Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
by JetBlastSST June 22, 2022
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Discrete Math

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.
1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.
by Dan000001 January 13, 2011
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Fados Math

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.
paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.
by Los' June 12, 2011
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Leave the math to pidge.

An alternate way to express your suppressed feelings of love.
And Lance? Leave the math to pidge. :)
by WeHadABondingMoment July 9, 2018
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weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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