Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022
Get the Lewis Boatswainmug. The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. 
Get the lewismug. An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
Get the Lewismug. Carrot softer - uhhhh ehhhhh ummmm who is that guy, uhhh ehhh ummm who ask lot of question? He is annoying, he annoying
Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that
Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that
Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
Get the Lumberjack Lewis!mug. Strange boy that is a pr*ck and is a fat hoe wouldn’t recommend dating a Lewis however they do like Bieng called lew and it turns them on ✋
by Fanny bum December 29, 2022
Get the Lewismug. by Saffrus July 5, 2020
Get the Lewismug.