More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. Philip: Have you heard of Lewis?
James: U mean the big nonce locked up for grooming them kiddies at the park?
James: U mean the big nonce locked up for grooming them kiddies at the park?
by Mango2000 May 15, 2020
Get the Lewismug. a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
Get the lewis: malaga versionmug. 
Lewis Aspin is one of the most sexiest lads in the world. If u have a Lewis Aspin he will make u laugh and laugh. If u have a boyfriend called Lewis Aspin U will be so lucky because he won’t always mess anything up. He is one the best athletes around. Sports they are good at: Football,Running and basketball. U are lucky if u are with a Lewis Aspin
by Jaaacob4 January 9, 2018
Get the lewis aspinmug. by Master Rebbe August 11, 2025
Get the Lewismug. by lewis3i May 28, 2020
Get the Lewis Cactusmug.