Lauren

I guess she’s a mole rat 😂🤷🏼 ♂️

Lauren’s a mole rat

Lauren by Catcherman_3 June 7, 2018

Laurence 

The greatest hoe in history of hoes.

I heard that you slept with Laurence the other night.

Yeah he's a hoe.

Laurence by calebswangian69 February 17, 2020

whorein lauren 

Any girl, named Lauren or otherwise, who cheats on a guy, or is just generally a slut.

NOTE: does not have to be a girl named Lauren, its just a fun rhyme.

Whorein Lauren tried to come to my party but I told her no because I dont want her trying to do keg stands and getting her herp lips on my tap!

Did you see what that Candice girl did at that frat party??? What a whorein lauren!

whorein lauren by Sarah hellcat March 6, 2008

Lauren

A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "FUCK BALL"

Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the Fuck Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....
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BF: Hey babe, wanna do the Lauren ?
GF: Isn't that just the "Fuck Ball"?
BF: Fuck Ball Lauren, Same Diff!!!
GF: Okay, let's get it on!!!

Lauren by n54 March 1, 2011

laurin 

shes sweet pretty and has beautiful bright blue eyes! shes the type of girl that loves to TALK with friends. she works at resteraunts and gets great tips. she sleeps around more specifically 17 guys ;-) she likes to smoke she likes to drink and she likes big muscley football players! with abbrievated names. a southern bell who changes hair color regularly. who loves cats! she will most likely grow old alone with no one (but her cats)

i had sex with laurin

laurin by ornery chicken February 19, 2011

a lauren 

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

a lauren by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

larynxical sex 

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

larynxical sex by not matt September 7, 2008