Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 14, 2017
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the reverse disney land

So you know those kids at Disney land imagine their happiness in a sex position. A mixture of the spread eagle but she's got her legs on the front side of you whil standing.
Oh dude i used the reverse Disney land on some girl last night.
by Fieryginger February 11, 2017
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Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.
Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.
by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010
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The eagle has landed

The sudden relief of finally being able to release a shit after a long period of time
by Yeah boi tings January 02, 2016
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Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 06, 2009
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Unga Bunga Land

General reference to any Middle Eastern or other weird foreign location.
"So I called customer support and was eventually connected to some raghead in Unga Bunga Land who couldn't speak a lick of English"
by Waylon Cat February 07, 2008
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