Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003

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Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

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Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.

Is that a monkey dying? No its Jake Jones laughing

by thejakejonesguy October 22, 2013

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Brianna Jones

Brianna Jones is a person you most definitely want to be friends with! She is the life of the party!! It’s amazing how misunderstood she is. At first glance she seems like a quiet introvery. When you get to know her you will realize just how wrong you were! She’s loud but not too loud and she’s sweet. She will smile and make everyone stay better even if she’s having a bad day. Once your friends with her you have her loyalty for life! She will do her best not to lose your bond. When she has a crush on you she will be loyal to you no matter what. She is not someone you want to lose! She is funny, loving, caring, honest, and loyal. She is one in a million!

Brianna Jones was at my party and she kept it lit the whole time!

I am dating Brianna Jones, I don’t ever want to lose her!

by Someone ananomous October 27, 2018

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