Alex Jones

Raging paranoid dumbass

Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com

Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!

by Poopee fingers August 3, 2018

Jonesin

An extreme desire for some one, usualy your mate.

Boy you got me jonesin.

by ~Extasy~ September 28, 2005

jonestown

The mythical place people say they are when they are in need of a fix.

"Dude, I'm totally in jonestown right now, know where I can pick up?"

by Laptop (Buttoneyes) June 16, 2009

jeffrey jones

The annoying principal from ferris bueller's day off who was convicted of coercing a fourteen year old boy to pose for naked pictures. Jeffrey was subsequently made to join the national sex offender's register.

Jeffrey Jones is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

by littlerudegirl December 11, 2006

Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

by bf December 10, 2004

Jonesi

(1) One of Acurazine's Mega Mods
(2) sasha's daddy

Sasha thinks Jonesi is one perfect mod and one hell of a nice guy.

by - sasha April 3, 2005

janessa#3939

stupid dumbass

@janessa#3939 please shut up bro

by hikshutup July 13, 2020