Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.

Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.

by child predator May 25, 2016

Jason Nash

a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018

JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.

Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.

by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014

Jason Wun

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

Jason

Jason is the most adorable and sweet guy I have ever met, he always knows how to put a smile on my face even if in upset. He is so cute and hot like DAYUM, and he can also be vry knky. Jason is the most polite and greatest gentleman ever and I can't believe I found someone like him. He likes finishing sandwiches and is a great kisser. His laugh is adorable and he's a hard working guy that deserves everything in the world. He spoils his girl and is just so awesome.

Jason is amazing

by KB410 August 17, 2016