a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon
by paolo April 8, 2004
Get the doctor jason mug.When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade
-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009
Get the Pull a Jason mug.Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.
by miked202 March 2, 2011
Get the Jason Collins mug.Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.
by olivia james and alice elliot March 23, 2009
Get the Jason mug.A fucking hilarious guy who is usually a hardcore stoner. Jason loves to tell offending jokes (exp: dead baby jokes)
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.
by Skybuggy July 15, 2014
Get the Jason mug.A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.
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