super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality

john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off

by marythebestt January 30, 2022

Super straight

“Super straight” is a code word for people with a piss kink

Hey did you hear Jake is super straight? Hes a little piss baby. Little pissy boy

by Quefi April 14, 2021

super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.

“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”

by iateursisterout March 14, 2021

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 8, 2021

Super straight

Super straight is a term used to describe usually a male who is incredibly unattractive who thinks they are entitled to be discriminatory towards trans women. This male is most likely a virgin who has never talked a woman in general. Super straight can also be used as a closeted term, when a super straight person spams you with orange and black emojis that means they are interested in men only- hence the use of Grindr colors. If you can stay away from super straight people for they are a danger to society.

Emily: Did you see Connor came out as super straight on social media? haha

Alice: Yeah, what a fucking idiot haha.

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

super straight

people that use this are gay asf. they have a flag that looks like this 🟧⬛️. this shows that they watch gay p0rn. they call it super straight because they are making fun of the straights and they are super gay!!

girl: wanna go out
boy: no i’m super straight

girl: what’s that
boy: i’m super gay and only like males

by gay_asf March 7, 2021