A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.
Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.
Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit
Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit
Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
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A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.
"Where do you live?"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
by you_probably_know_me April 9, 2010
Get the Pine Island, MN mug.Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
by akastupid November 29, 2010
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Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"
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Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"
Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"
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Boss "Let me get that number by the way."
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"Man, I smoked some good weed with the hippies from Vashon Island this weekend.."
"Dayum, Vashon Island sure is a hippie town!"
"Dayum, Vashon Island sure is a hippie town!"
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