Burn your bed

Packing all your things and placing them in a locker room

Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL

by Cryptic Singh November 19, 2018

Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 July 19, 2008

bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

by Anorak May 25, 2014

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

by Matthew Newman July 05, 2007

bed sore

Variation of the slang term "dead ser".
Can be used in any situation for pretty much anything. Sounds best while said in an English accent.

Isn't that chick so hot?
Oohhh bed sore!

by Andrew May 02, 2004

Bed bros

A type of infestation somewhat like "bed bugs" in which bros inhabit one's bed.

Jason: Dude I was having the best dream and then I woke up because there were these guys in my bed bothering me.

Marvin: Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Bed bros.

by Showertime April 12, 2009

feather bed

Sticking a feather duster firmly in your anus and grinding on someone until they climax

My boyfriend just gave me a feather bed :D

by Stricklandy February 18, 2016