Trump humper

Someone claiming to have an affair with the president Donald Trump.

I'm sure there will be many more Trump humpers coming out with their stories before this is all over.

by jon.rx May 15, 2018

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

by Bob March 2, 2005

humpalumpagus

Hokachapokey howanowa nakanay hokee hawikkawae.

HUMPALUMPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ming mang mung, humpalumpagus bung;
Jing jang joo, humpalumpagus doo;
Ping pang pung, humpalumpagus dung;
Ping pang poo, humpalumpagus poo.

by Gharglar March 16, 2004

Dry Hump

drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.

Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

by theSMOOF November 15, 2007

Hump, the

A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your own moves, according to your ethnic background.

"Step off, I'm doin' the Hump," said Stephanie.

by Gryphon August 5, 2003

thumper humper

a fag on call of duty modern warfare 2 and black ops who use the thumper (mw2) or the china lake (black ops)

Guy pulls out thumper - "alright gotta line it up just right, aims in the sky....FOOOMP!!

sweatybawlz - runnin around pwnin noobs...BOOM!!

*watches kill cam*

sweatybawlz- "WOW U FUCKIN THUMPER HUMPER!"

by sweatymeat March 4, 2011

floor humper

a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper

hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper

by insurgent July 18, 2005