humannequin 

The act of a human posing as a mannequin in effort to advertise a product or for purpses of humor or modern art. Made famous by the Illusionist David Israel.

I saw a guy on the street pretending to drink a soda but he was perfectly still, he was like a mannequin, no a HUMANNEQUIN!

humannequin by The propieter of Israel's illusions February 26, 2008

humanimammal 

Pronunciation: hume-an-eh-mammal

Definition: a trionomial word combining human, animal, and mammal; an adjective used to describe a person with many of the essential characteristics among humans that unites one in harmony with other creatures of the natural world.

Native Americans were much more humanimammal than the Europeans in the 1500's

People today should strive to be more humanimammal by reducing their impact on the earth.

humanimammal by S-Doobius March 1, 2010

Human Centipede Carousel 

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

Human Centipede Carousel by BertJimmy May 12, 2011

Human Eraser 

One who's goal in life is to live life to the fullest.
To be a man and act like a man, drink great booze, smoke great cigars...laugh and joke.

One who is reliable and has a strength of being to help others.

An Eraser has the spirit of the gods but is a mortal....he lives life hard, happy, long and wide.....

Those Human Erasers are always there they have your back when you need them, no matter what the situation.

Human Eraser by JohnnySalami August 3, 2011

human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

human beachball by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015

Human Resource Manager 

Generally a woman named Melinda or Judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. Other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating sexual harassment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with sexual exploitations of their admins.

"Hey Bill, Judy the human resource manager just arrived from Corporate. Who is getting fired?"

Human Resource Manager by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

leave humanity behind 

The all natural process of becoming a 5%er and transcending this mortal plane.

Hey bro, let's smash this Ben and Jerry's then do an 8 hour arm workout to leave humanity behind.... Shoooop dahhhh

leave humanity behind by redditpeep210 November 20, 2020