Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009

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Hook & Sinker

When executing the "Fish Eye", hook your index finger on the side of her mouth.

When I stuck it in her butt she gave me the fish eye, and I executed the hook and sinker

by Nawlins August 8, 2003

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Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 8, 2003

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hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

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bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008

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