globnal

when your english teacher fails to spell global

"globnal warning"

by theaudacityofthisbeech December 14, 2020

Globglogabgalab

1. (social media) The Globglogabgalab is an anthropomorphic worm who sings about how much he loves books in the youth film Strawinsky and the Mysterious House. People began to make remixes of the scene discovered on YouTube.

2. (history) The Globglogabgalab is an important character throughout history, and recent searches have found him in ancient Egyptian ruins, we now believe the Egyptian god known as "Ra" Is actually the name these ancient people called the Globglogabgalab by.

"I'm the Globglogabgalab. And I love books. And this basement is a true treasure trove."

by informationhoarder December 16, 2020

Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Globalpiss

While performing anal sex with a condom on, you cum and piss in the condom when inserted an create a globe. Then you tie a knot at the open end of the condom after removing your cock out of it.

While banging my girlfriend in the ass during Christmas, I filled the condom and created a GLOBALPISS and left her an ornament in her ass.

by Frank Palace December 23, 2020

globgorb

A squishy faced human whom I love.

Charles is my globgorb

by Pop171749 December 23, 2020

Globglogabgalab

A sex move done when running a train on someone regardless of gender and having a male cum in the hole of said person and then have a friend secks the cummed in hole giving the sensation of a "microwaved gogurt"

Yo Dennis and me pulled a Globglogabgalab on this one bitch and bruh it was Ñ∅¡Ç€!!

by UnknownUni December 31, 2020

Globgogabglab

Ariana's husband

Mr. Globgogabglab and miss ariana are happily married

by Olive lunetta January 5, 2021