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Wisconsin Four-Way Stop

A convergence of two roads, with four stop signs, where Wisconsin drivers lose all mental capability and instantaneously forget who arrived first, thereby inciting a series of blank stares as no one goes for at least 30 seconds, followed by a frantic panic as everyone tries to go all at once.
I was 15 minutes late to work today because I was trapped at a Wisconsin Four-Way Stop with 3 cars, each driven by a bluehair.
by Stickboy58 December 27, 2008
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five, four, and a door

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
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four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.
John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.
by Fearman December 28, 2007
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four-a-year

The four times a year your girlfriend can't say no to anal. Birthdays, anniversaries, Xmas and Valentine's day
"Your birthday is coming up. Is Becky a four-a-year girl?"
"Four -a-year? No ways, mate, she way into anal. She doesn't go a week without."
by rivermaximus November 21, 2014
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Four corners

When you're in an elevator, and someone screams FOUR CORNERs, punches someone in their balls, and everyone instantly protects their own balls, and presses against a wall.
*peace in Elevator
Guy: FOUR CORNERS
*punches guy 2 in balls
*everyone guards their own and turns towards a wall
by WreckingBar March 10, 2019
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The Four S's

"Mate iv done my 3 s's im just going down Northfield for my fourth"

"Yeaaah thats the four s's man"
by Rory 'ASBO' James January 28, 2007
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And many more from channel four

A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....

"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."
by Not a Kid Anymore January 25, 2008
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