scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 22, 2014

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Cute cat

1. A cat which is cute

2. A master of weaponry

3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon

5. The which has a power level of over 9000

6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did

Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"

Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."

Person 1 - 0 . 0

by Nuclear Popcorn December 09, 2010

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Cat Pack

A gang of horny women.

Pat: Me and the Cat Pack are spending the night with a sugar daddy.

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cut cat

Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.

Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.

by MQT October 19, 2010

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