cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

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Wet Cat

Someone who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think a cat that got caught in the rain.

"A wet cat of a man"

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023

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scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 23, 2014

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cut cat

Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.

Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.

by MQT October 22, 2010

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