Foozil

Foozil (n) a insult that generally refers to a person who tries to eat there own fart gases whilst sitting in a bathtub or under a volume of water. Generally used as gag between mates

1.Man your such a foozil.
2. where have you been? up all night trying to eat your farts? you fucking foozil

by bobbyhammer February 2, 2010

foodophile

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover

"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."

by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

Footeater

An imaginary mythical creature who lives under the bed and in many cultures it is believed by little children that if you put your foot out of the bed blanket/comforter during night time, it may come out and eat your foot, (may be used to frighten children into good behavior).

If you put your foot out of the blanket, the footeater might eat it!

by Sohmel September 1, 2016

Foodling

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling

I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.

by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019

football orphan

As likened to a football widow (i.e. a woman that does not like watching football, while her husband loves watching it), these children also do not like football, and are often found reading a LOT during football season

Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you go to Bryan's Superbowl party?
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.

by brooskitooski February 5, 2020

sniper food

When you are in an area where snipers have a chance to pick you off, mainly used in online shooter games

hey barney your sniper food standing there!

by Rob Homewood May 10, 2007

Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.

Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 February 27, 2011