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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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False Flag

A False Flag is when someone calls attention to a "Red Flag" in an effort to manipulate opinions at to what is right and wrong. The false (red) flag is used when people are already biased to a similar opinion as the one presenting the information, or the misinformation is used to try to manipulate people into being newly biased.

A false flag is a tool often used when politicising a topic. It often makes situations more difficult instead of making situations easy because its harder to know what to believe.
"He said that women that are emotional is a red flag to him but he's not about to stop dating females so he's really waving a false flag about us girls"
by T3CHN0PH0B3 June 9, 2023
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Hooker flag of union

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded
by Jewishharley October 13, 2017
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sage flag

Something that's neither good not bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it, and then you slightly appreciate it. Something pleasant
My girlfriend's sage flag is that she always checks the menu of restaurants we're going out to eat at.
by Crappycragbag July 29, 2023
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Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT
Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU
by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 9, 2024
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Red Flag

A symbol of Socialism and the Socialist revoloution
Person 1: someone i know has a red flag in their room.
person 2: that means they're a Communist!
by ThatCommie123 October 7, 2022
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Red Flags Great America

Named after Six Flags Great America, A term to define a toxic relationship filled with tumultuous ups and downs and roller coaster emotions but you enjoy the ride so much it’s hard to get off
I wanna make an amusement park and name each ride after all my toxic exes. I’ll call it Red Flags Great America.

Im sure it’s fun when she rides you but That girl right there is Red Flags Great America bro and you need to get off before you go broke
by Cruize FX August 31, 2022
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