green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.

Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Flag-Arms

Floppy, untoned upper arms that keep waving even after the person stops waving.

Jenna looks great after loosing weight, except for her 'Flag-Arms, that is.

by momo64 September 9, 2011

Flag bearer

A new age insult for members of the LGBTQ+ community

Don't mind Mark, he's a flag bearer having a bad day

by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025

red flag

when he is an Arsenal fan

friend: my new boyfriend is an Arsenal fan!
me: omg! cut that bitch off hes a red flag

by lafarfallademama August 17, 2022

Red Flags Great America

Named after Six Flags Great America, A term to define a toxic relationship filled with tumultuous ups and downs and roller coaster emotions but you enjoy the ride so much it’s hard to get off

I wanna make an amusement park and name each ride after all my toxic exes. I’ll call it Red Flags Great America.

Im sure it’s fun when she rides you but That girl right there is Red Flags Great America bro and you need to get off before you go broke

by Cruize FX August 31, 2022