This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019
Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places
by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 06, 2018
1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle
by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004
When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
by DanSatch June 22, 2019
Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!
by Urbane and Dictive December 15, 2022
by gailmus November 17, 2022
its when a person connects their feet in a way so it looks like a vagina, the other person shoves their dick between them.
max: yoooo dude! how was sex?
ronald: man...she did the feet vagina and it was so good i passed out!
ronald: man...she did the feet vagina and it was so good i passed out!
by efro October 31, 2020