Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019
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beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places
Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!
by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 06, 2018
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Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness
1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle
by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004
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beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
by DanSatch June 22, 2019
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Clubbed Feet

When a girl with clubbed feet tries to "beat" and "smash" your dick and balls.
Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!
by Urbane and Dictive December 15, 2022
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chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body
Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”
by gailmus November 17, 2022
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feet vagina

its when a person connects their feet in a way so it looks like a vagina, the other person shoves their dick between them.
max: yoooo dude! how was sex?
ronald: man...she did the feet vagina and it was so good i passed out!
by efro October 31, 2020
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