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Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate
To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out
by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021
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Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!
Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019
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Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like
Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.
by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020
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Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021
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Fap biceps

Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps
by 123Wermi February 12, 2021
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Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
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